"All words are symbols that represent unspeakable realities. Which is also why words are magical." (Donald Miller tweet)

Thursday, January 21, 2010

vacation


Tonight, we get the heck outa Dodge.

If you're planning to use this information to break into our house, we don't recommend it. Millhouse will hurt you. He has invited friends to "sit" both our house and himself. Together, they will defeat any bad guys that threaten evil deeds. And then Millhouse will cough up a hairball, as a gesture of ill-will.

Not to mention ... we don't really have anything worth stealing. Except for our rare jewels and million-dollar pieces of art.

Oops. You didn't hear me say that.

We don't have jewels. Or art.

Really.

Bye bye!