All fingers and toes crossed, hoping that April Fools Day does not find me infected with the confounded conficker worm.
Will I know if I am?
Will I accidentally blow up the world?
Will I lose all my memory - not just computer memory, but my real, live, actual memories? Will I be walking around as a blank slate, entirely unaware of who I am, or where I live, or what my Blogger username is?
*shudder*
I am going to hide under some blankets. See you April 2.