"All words are symbols that represent unspeakable realities. Which is also why words are magical." (Donald Miller tweet)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

weight

Every now and then, it crosses my mind to care ever so slightly about my weight. It's pretty rare, actually. I'm one of those lucky, lucky people with a metabolism that just won't quit. To those of you built differently than me, and annoyed by that fact - I apologize. I can't help it. Would you like to eat some chips with me?

Anyway, last week I randomly wondered what the number of pounds was that one could attach to my size. Rooted around in the closet, and dug out a scale.

Stood on it.

And I'm proud to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that my weight is still unknown, because I got an error message. Twice.

I weigh "E".

I'm not sure what to do with that, but fortunately ... I don't really care.

1 comment:

vjc said...

I expect I weigh "E+" then. I expect I'll worry about it later.