You know what's wonderful?
Realizing every morning at 4:31 AM that Spike's no-longer-in-use cell phone is still set to wake him up at 4:30 AM. It has no SIM card, so I can't turn the phone on, to turn the alarm off.
Yes, I know - I could dig the SIM card out of my own phone, and pop it into his, and then maybe I could turn the alarm off. But I'm not gonna. And I could just take the battery out. But I keep forgetting.
One night, I got up and shoved it into an oven mitt. That helped.
And then I laughed.
Because I remembered this.