So I kept going.
And thus, Outrage-Free Fridays were born. Every Friday, except the last Friday of the month.
On the last Friday, you are welcome to be fully outraged, at will.
It's actually starting to spread. On Twitter and Facebook, it's #OutrageFreeFriday.
And now there's a jingle!!!!!
Because some of my friends love me so much, that they are willing to indulge this silliness.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, with props to my friend Brian Kivell, I give you ... Outrage-Free Friday: The Jingle.